The Republic of CONFEDERATION OF NIGERIA is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.743 billion CONFEDERATION OF NIGERIAians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ABUJA. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CONFEDERATION OF NIGERIAian economy, worth 461 trillion Nairas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,267 Nairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, organ donation is compulsory, tourists are flocking to the newly-built MeteorLand family resort, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CONFEDERATION OF NIGERIA's national animal is the LION, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CONFEDERATION OF NIGERIA is ranked 19,178^th in the world and 5^th in Hive for Most Patriotic, with 48.39 flags saluted per person per day.